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How You see, I decided to change the video. This time the choice has only one reason: the song makes me crazy!
Among other things, it's Ian Hunter and Mick Ronson together in a beautiful disc "YUI Orta", I hope to see him soon on vinyl.
Listen, it's fantastic! I'll review them, but soon I have to leave for a flight that m will result in Conversano (not directly, of course!), Perhaps the I review at home, why not?
has recently been reissued on CD with two more songs, but it seems (at least to see here) that it feels like a dog ... I've got in mp3 and makes it quite well, perhaps for that reason (and the volume is ipercompresso a thousand, they do it with 99% of modern remakes, maybe just the Beatles and Bob Dylan are the only ones who have managed to avoid it!), I still try it first on vinyl, as I already wrote about, the sound will be better (and I prefer whatever!).

Enjoy!

How You Get Herpes In Your Nose

Barzellette!

I almost feel ashamed, but I found these jokes around the internet and I could not share them with you!
Sooner or later I'll write something new, but I can not stand for anything and I can not put me here to write unfortunately, I just hope this thing as soon as systems.


letter of complaint from a director of a multinational headquarters to the Italian:

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our establishment in Rome that offensive language is commonly used by our Italian speaking staff. Such behaviour, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like cazzo, porca puttana or mi sono rotto il cazzo and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramaticeffect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say ha fatto una cazzata when someone makes a mistake, or se lo stanno inculando if you see someone being reprimended, or che stronzata when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb are utterly inappropriate and shit Unacceptable In Our nvironment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under Any Circumstances Will Be Referred as the son of a bitch, asshole, dickhead.

4. Lack of determination will not be Referred to as no balls nor will persons who Lack initiative be Referred to as AIS or glucagon.

5. Unusual or creative ideas Offered by the management are not to be Referred as shit fucking mental or ideas.

6. Do not say how to break the balls nor broke his balls if a person is persistent, do not add the still hurts your ass if a colleague is going through a Difficult Situation. Furthermore, you must not say we're in deep shit (refer to item # 2) nor ci hanno aperti when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. When asking a someone to leave you alone,you must not vattene affanculo nor should you ever substitute May I help you? With che cazzo vuoi?

8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners vecchi stronzi.

9. Do not say me ne sbatto when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer ciucciami il cazzo when your assistance is required.

10. You should never call partners as frocio or mignotta; the sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as culattone or bagascia.

11. Last but not least, after reading a note please don't say mi ci pulisco Ass. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Thank you.

Regards, xxxxxx




In Heaven In Heaven Jesus and St. Peter are talking animatedly about some of the management problems of the hereafter. At one point an old man who approaches Jesus spoke to him:
"Excuse me ..."
Jesus is watching, peering from head to toe and replied:
"Look I do not think you know it, sorry ... Now, with permission ..."
and resumed talking with Peter. After a while the old man returns and again asks Jesus
"Listen young man, I would ..."
To which Jesus
"Look I told you not to know, and here there are people who would like to talk, really! A little 'education! "
Then, as usual, starts to talk to Peter. Do not spend even five minutes the old man is there again:
" Look I'm really sorry to interrupt but I have to ask you something important!! "To which Jesus
impatiently blurted
" Oh Holy Faith Divine !!!!!!!! But do you want? It 's true that there is no peace even in paradise !!!!! Up! Tell me who wants so we end up!
The old man then begins:
"Oh thank you, thank you very much !!!!!! I will be brief: the fact is that I have always lived a poor life, alone in my house to play always my job as a carpenter ... "In these words Jesus
became interested ... The story of the old man continues:
" ... when suddenly, a little 'time ago, I was a child in a way that I can not even explain how ... This son was certainly strange and did strange things, but I have always loved, in fact, adored with all my heart as a gift from God ... "Jesus
trembles more and more the words of the old man who continues
..." ... until one day he began to move away from home with a group of friends were many and always travel together, then I have not seen more ... He understands my sadness? Let me know if this child is alive, especially if well and tell him I love him!!
At these words, He did not hesitate and jumps on the old man hugging and crying
"POPE `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And the old man touched and amazed:
"PINOCCHIO MY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TRAGEDY

The Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is visiting an elementary school. One of the classes is in the midst of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he wishes to continue the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So the illustrious leader of government asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the cornfield and a tractor runs over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Berlusconi " what would be an accident. "
A little girl raises her hand:" If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. "
" I'm afraid not, "said the president" that the call a great loss "
The room went silent. No child raises his hand.
Berlusconi looks around. "There is no who can give me an example of a tragedy? "
Eventually a child in the back came forward and with a quiet voice he said:" If a state aircraft, while delivering the prime minister Berlusconi, was struck by a missile of 'friendly fire' and reduced to pieces, that would be a tragedy. "
" Fantastico "says Berlusconi. "It 's right. And can you tell me why it would be a tragedy? "
" Well, "says the boy" must be a tragedy, because it certainly would not be a great loss and probably would not even be an accident! "


By Air:

There are 4 people in an aircraft: a child, Silvio Berlusconi, Barak Obama and the Pope
The plane is about to fall down and realize that there are only three parachutes.
Obama says: "I am the most important person in the world, I can not die." He takes a parachute and launched.
Berlusconi said: "I am the smartest person in the world, I can not die." take a parachute and launched.
The Pope says: "My son saved you, now I am old."
The child: "Do not worry we will all save two."
Pope: "Why?"
The child: "Why is the smartest person in the world has taken my backpack!"


Tattoos

A boy tattooed on his penis the name of his girlfriend: WENDY ... When the penis is relaxed the message is reduced to WY and when it is written in the erection becomes WENDY ...
One day the two decided to go on vacation in Jamaica .... Between the beach and the other, the boy feels the need to go to the bathroom ... Log in and beside him is a black ... Out of curiosity, the boy sees his penis tattooed black and sees the writing WY identical to hers ... Then he asks: "You've got a girl named Wendy?". Black nods her head and asked why this application. The boy replied: "See, I have the same tattoo on your penis is relaxed and when we read and when it is erect WY reads WENDY ... Then the black paints a smile and replied: "No, to me, when the penis is erect it says: WELCOME TO JAMAICA THANKS FOR YOUR VISIT AND HAVE A NICE DAY"!


A lawyer and a blonde are sitting together on the train. The lawyer leans over to the girl and asks if he wants to do a play with him. She actually would prefer to take a nap, but he insists that the game is easy and fun. The game consists in this:
- I will do a question and if you can not answer, it gives me 5 euro, and vice versa ...
She politely replied that he would rest a bit ', but the lawyer insists
- Okay, we do so, if you do not know the answer, it gives me 5 euro, but if I am not knowing how to answer him, he'll do 500!
thinking about having to do with a blonde is convinced that he could easily win the game. In this proposal, the blonde is obliged to accept the challenge, if only because once
finished the game can get some sleep '. And then the attorney begins with the first question:
- What is the distance between the earth and the moon?
Without a word the blonde gets out of her bag a € 5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now it's up to you, asking the lawyer:
- What is that thing that goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer looks at her astonished look on the computer starts, it connects to the Internet to check the response, but could not find. Then send e-mails to various people, but no one can give the answer. After an hour the alarm
blonde lady gives her the € 500 required of it. She thanked politely and goes back to sleep.
Advocate, scocciatissimo, shakes it and asks:
- Well, but then what's the answer?
Without saying a word, the blonde gets € 5 from his wallet, hands the lawyer and puts them to sleep ...


At a party a girl and a boy meet and begin to speak. She feels that among them there is a certain feeling. At the end of the evening he invited her to go to her house and she accepts.
Once there, he does visit the apartment. She notices surprised that in the bedroom, there are several shelves (as wide as the wall) filled with a soft toy. Of small bears on the lower, mid-size puppets of the central and stuffed up big on the highest shelf.
The girl is very surprised to see this strange collection and at the same time concludes that the boy must have a great sensitivity and this makes a lot of tenderness.
At this point, she turns around, takes him in her arms, kissed him and make love all night like hedgehogs.
the morning, she wakes up, looks at him and said: - Well? Happy?
He thinks for a moment, looks at her and said: - Not bad! You can take one of the prizes that are on the center console ...

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Last.fm

As someone may have noticed, I've seen that recently reinstated to last.fm listening less and less of my lp, we need to change the needle does not want to ruin the stereo and my lp, some do not even know where find them now (like those of Mick Ronson) ... The application is
elegance, as they say here in Tuscany, is a way to get to know new music, a pleasure for myself!
Excuse the long absence, but are concentrated in reading the biography of Keith Richards, Life, is taking me a lot!
you soon!

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Welcome To The Sticks

I'm having another sleepless night, in the truest sense of the word. E 'from 2:30 to try to rest, but nothing, not even 10 minutes of sleep!
He's coming off a bit of cough, hoarseness, and attached with heartburn, all to make me feel comfortable ... E 'on the periodaccio I'm living, I can not be comfortable in any way, all this just add that I'm reinventing my career (hopefully), which is currently not want to talk about, for good luck.
If you look back, things do not improve, so better to talk about a movie.

the Sticks is a French film that inspired the remake Italian who was recently in theaters, Welcome to the South with Claudio Bisio among others.
Carryover from Wikipedia:

Philippe Abrams, director of the French post office in the town of Salon-de-Provence in Provence, under pressure from the wife tries in every way to get a transfer to a seaside resort in the French Mediterranean coast.
lost the chance to secure a place in Cassis in the ranking because preceded by a disabled person, would achieve the transfer to Sanary-sur-Mer, after which he pretends to be invalid. It does, however innocently discover and not to be dismissed as punishment for accepting a transfer to the cold north in the small town of Bergues, near Lille. Expecting to find a bitter cold and the hostility of Ch'ti, the inhabitants of the North, which are described by the French Southern curmudgeons as miners, however, remains astonished to see a climate not too hard and amazing reception from his new colleagues and neighbors to the point that it will be difficult for him, three years later, having to start to fill the coveted post of Director of Posts in Porquerolles in the south

And here's the trailer Italian:


I read some comments to the trailer There were also abominable things ... The Italian version I have not seen it yet, I hope it is worthy of the original, for that matter makes me think that it appears in a cameo Dany Boon, writer, director and one of the protagonists of Bienvenue Chez Les Ch'tis.
My advice is to see it, absolutely! I promise to see Welcome to the south, as soon as I can, I promise!

Enjoy!

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London Calling

In one of only two comments (with the exception of spam messages about five) of the new blog of course Andrea asked me why there is a video of London Calling by The Clash (unless you know you would do well to commit suicide, would not make sense to live without knowing a gem like that).
I would answer, because I thought the bed while I could not sleep, I'm going through a very ugly and, among the side effects, there is also This difficulty sleeping.

Andrea, and not just him, "London Calling" for me is a call to London, where I left my heart this summer, so close to my ideal city, there is great respect for all, in the broadest sense : for the disabled, gay, transgendered and any other business ... All! Just what is lacking in Italy, where he goes forward only those buggers before the other, it is undeniable!
When I talk about respect, I do not only tolerance, there are also cultural and business aspects (despite the change in sterling, books and disks cost much less than that here), you can rest easy because there is no ready to rub when you least realize it ...
not get me wrong, for me is not perfect, but missing all the things that characterize the current and Italy for me is fine as well. Would be enough reason to leave the beautiful country (but where it would be nice?): We have the mafia in the government!

now are in Florence (for the uninitiated), which is beautiful, true, and that's all it is a dead city, in the hands of tourists! There are the Duomo, Palazzo Vecchio, Ponte Vecchio, and then what? ZERO decent local, live music, ZERO, ZERO people in the streets, security ZERO (I was much calmer at midnight in London, although there were some people)! On the other hand, life is dear, here are vying to fuck better (except 3-4 shops, where those who work in Florence is not 100% random) are very rude and they are all convinced that it is the most beautiful city in the world ... And Paris? By the way there, in the Latin Quarter, where there are mostly students, life is cheaper than in the rest of the city, here in Florence is the exact opposite. Anything else to add?
Yes, and I was going to forget it. In Florence there are many cyclists, but they are all completely undisciplined, often I've had a fight but they consider themselves the masters of the road, the cops (what are these people? Work? Explain how, to me is not very clear unfortunately) enable to do all their pigs comfortable and only those who can understand the lives these situations, believe me. I saw bicycles parked on sidewalks so uncivil in places we do not pass even pedestrians, imagine who is on a wheelchair or someone with a stroller!

Unfortunately, before I moved, I need to put aside some money, but here I can not find an honest job, in at least half of the ads you require salespeople to service companies, and they are all commission-based contracts ( read "to gain something people need to cheat) when it goes well, the other half is represented by ads where young people require supermegaqualificate, with experience, even for a waiter! One solution would, I always prostitute, but my ass is not much agree with me, as he's wrong? It would be what we would call more, not to mention that I am no Adonis and I have to deal with the police (at the bottom is not legal, not everyone can do with bunga bunga silvio popes, of course, always lower case) or maybe some pimp me organize meetings with the gifted who wants to break through, even taking metho of my meager wages.

I would not sell my lp, rather than a prostitute for me really, with all the consequences of the case (see above) or emasculate me do! E 'for this reason that both me and Julie would like to leave Italy, is not a fucking job If you are not recommended by the right people or if you do not go to bed with someone.
Right now for me it would be hard to stay in Italy rather than go away, do not take it anymore! I will miss so many people, however, is not they who make me work and have a salary!

One last thing: during the upcoming tour by the Rolling Stones (and there will be, I've got game balls as I am sure), I want to see them outside of Italy, anywhere but here!

have been limited?